I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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