awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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