You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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