Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Of course I have a pirate flag
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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