guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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