I think I just saw someone hide a body.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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