Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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