If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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