What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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