My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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