okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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