"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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