She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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