What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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