After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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