when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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