This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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