so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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