Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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