Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
no you cant smoke seaweed
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize