I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Randomize