Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
