you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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