You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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