We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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