just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
