I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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