Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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