your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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