Well douche your snatch and let's go!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's just like the Real World with babies
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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