the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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