So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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