There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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