Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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