So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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