i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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