Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Are we still banned from the library?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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