Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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