Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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