Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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