I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I had to cum in my sink.
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