She said her name was "party"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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