Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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