So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You are a genius and a whore.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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