We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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