He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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