So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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