I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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