Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We left an ass print on the piano.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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