i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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