You're my little dorito
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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