No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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