We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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