Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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