i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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