why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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