Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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