butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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